Everything You Need to Know About Buying a Fucking Machine:

Figure out what type of sex toy you want?

From clit suction toys to vibes that look like microphones, butt plugs to prostate massagers, there are nearly as many types of sex-toys as there are plates on the Cheesecake Factory menu. Before you start looking, do some noodling about the kind of sex toy you actually want to buy. Anyway, you should know what exactly you need, dildo? vibrator? or fucking machine?

Do a little research.

"We recommend reading online reviews just as you would before you book Airbnb," says Dominnique Karetsos, resident sex expert at MysteryVibe. Learning online gives you the opportunity to explore what's out there, learn about other folks' experience, and offer you an ~invisbility cloak~ if you're nervous about sharing your desires (even with the educated professional at the sex shop), she says.

That said, perusing in-store has some perks. "Informed staff members can answer questions on the spot and help you make a selection," says Karetsos. Nowadays, most sales associates at sex shops are queer-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and genuinely knowledgeable about the products offered. If want to know whether vibe X or vibe Y is better for you? Ask a staff member. Want to know if the toy is body-safe without reading the back? Ask the staff member. Plus, they usually have some savvy tricks on hand to elevate your experience with the toy, she says.

Finally, there's the added value of being able to touch the toys. Sex shops usually have tester toys on display. Hold those babies in your hand. Press all the buttons. "Give yourself permission to let your turn-ons lead the way in deciding what you want to buy. Find something you can see feeling good and bringing you pleasure,"

Set your price point.

Don't mistakenly conflate price for quality. A higher price point isn't necessarily indicative of a higher-quality and/or more orgasmic sex machine. Toys under €200: These are great starter toys, but they likely won't last more than a couple of years. "There are some great sex machines in this price range that can serve as introductions to new sensation," (For reference, my favorite portable mini sex machine for the beginner ever is €170.)

Toys between €200 and €300: Here, you'll find a solid toy that will last you a few years. "You'll get quality toys with really nice features, without the premium price tag," (The Hismith Pro Traveler 2.0, an app&remote controlled device is within this price range at €270 Portable Sex Machine App Controlled with Remote - KlicLok System - 6.8" Insertable Silicone Dildo.

Sex machine above €300: Now you're getting into ~luxury~ sex machines. "These sex machines tend to have extended warranties, a host of great features like remotes, Bluetooth connected apps, and fancy storage cases,". If you know what kind of sensations you like, investing in a high-quality toy that will last through years of use is a great move. Confirmed that you enjoy thrusting machines? Check out the Hismith Premium Sex Machine - the basic model (Buy It, €429.99, hismith.fr). Love to control by remote or phone app? Tempt yourself with the Hismith Updated Version - APP & REMOTE Control (Buy It, €519.99, hismith.fr).

Bundle package over €500: Yep, You want to ultimate more pleasure by more machine accessroeis and attachments. check here: Hismith premium sex machine bundle packages, which is a sex machine designed to simulate penetration and more pleasure.

The Available Attachments:

Most models are sold together with other attachments that heighten the sexual experience when used together. So, make sure that you ask whether or not the accompaniments can be interchanged depending on your preferences before buying.

Versatile machines are preferred more than the static ones.

The Quality of Materials Used:

The quality of the material used to make the sex machine not only influences the sexual experience, but it also determines how long you will enjoy your purchase.

Today, there are thousands of products in the market, but they are all differentiated by the quality of the material used. Most importantly look for the materials used to make the dildos and the masturbator because these parts will be in direct contact with your body.

Control Parameters:

You must go for a machine that gives you the most control to maximize the sexual experience. Buying one with more control parameters promotes a more adventurous experience. Hismith machine is at the forefront of machine control modes. Their machine is realized, speed governor, remote control, APP, 3-in-1 control.

So, before you make the purchase decision, make sure that you can control the vibration frequency, motor speed, and thrust. With different people reaching orgasm under different parameter levels, You must have the choice in what you intend to achieve.

Discretion and Storage

Do you stay with your parents, or with a relative? Do you have a member of the family that regularly visits you? Or do you want to hide your sex toy?

If the answer is yes, then you’ll need to consider storage for your device. Machines that are small in size can be easily hidden. Others are inflatable and thus can easily be deflated for easier storage.

Read through the manufacturer’s instructions for potential noise if you need to be quiet at home.

Safety:

Whether you have or haven’t used a sex machine before, it’s important to go through the manufacturer’s guidelines before using it. Incorrect use can lead to unnecessary injuries and even death.

Return Policy

Anytime you are making a big purchase or investing in something important you should know what the company’s return policy is. Sometimes things get messed up when ordering online, if you receive the wrong product or it is not up to your expectations can you return it for a refund?